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Introduction

Meet the FOODCOMMANDER

10 FOODCOMMANDMENTS

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FOODCOMMANDER is a showcase for a new, original cooking show. Watch it now on YouTube.

THE TEN FOODCOMMANDMENTS

  1. Thou shall not worship any other cooking instructor but the FOODCOMMANDER.
  2. Thou shall not play with food.
  3. Thou shall honor the food store that’s open on Sundays.
  4. Thou shall honor thy beef and thy chicken.
  5. Thou shall not overcook vegetables.
  6. Thou shall not put two hotdogs in one bun.
  7. Thou shall not go back for seconds more than once.
  8. Thou shall not pretend to have made a store-bought dish from scratch.
  9. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s gas range.
  10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s dessert.
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